Monday, December 31, 2007

A Stitch in Time - Spider-Man, Journeyman and Angel(man?)

(Apologies in advance for the length of this post... I just had a lot to write. I know it rambles on at times, but I’m still a little angry about “One More Day”. Again, apologies)

Time travel is, at best, a theory of science-fiction, having nothing to do with actual science. It can’t be proven scientifically, and most legitimate scientists have no desire to attempt to prove it, since it has little to no true scientific benefit, and the negative ethical implications far outweigh any gains from its implementation. (As an aside, there’s even less desire to disprove the ability for time travel, since proving something DOESN’T exist is much harder than proving something does.)

However, within fiction, time travel -- and the ability to manipulate history -- is still a very popular archetype. Go back in the past to “fix” the future. Rarely do the best time travel stories involve traveling to the future -- even the best of the “Back to the Future” movies spent most of its time in the past. Perhaps the best example of a “travel back to fix the future” work of recent fiction was the early 90s TV show Quantum Leap. In that show, Sam Beckett could drastically change peoples lives by impacting one event in their history.

That, at its basic archetypal core, is the essence of the ending to the “One More Day” 4-part series in the Spider-Man comic books. Change one thing -- in this case the marriage between Peter and MJ -- change everything. At the end of one more day, Mephisto has “removed” their marriage (and, we are left to assume, the important events that led up to that moment) from time. Now, we can’t be assured that the timeframe we see at the end of the issue (after Mephisto’s actions) match up exactly with the timeframe of the preceding issues. That is to say, the events taking place likely take place in a new timeline. There is simply no way to change a major event in the life of someone as important as Peter Parker (a.k.a. Spider-Man) and not have it change hundreds of subsequent events.

Over the next four months, in the “Brand New Day” series, we should see some of the fallout of that change, in both the form of past events that now played out differently in this timeline, and future events that will be drastically altered because of a single change. Whether you are for or against this story (and for the record, I’m very against it), you have to acknowledge that the “stitch in time” plot point serves as a way for Marvel to reboot their “Spider-Man” franchise while maintaining some level of continuity.

Now, on some level, what’s happening in the “Spider-Man” universe is very similar to events on the recently canceled (or, if not canceled, then done for now) series “Journeyman”. I originally dismissed this series as a modern “Quantum Leap” ripoff, but in the final four episodes or so, it revealed itself to be so much more. In fact, the series seemed to be moving toward the theme that if Dan Vassar, the main character of the show, was going to be regularly traveling back in time, then at some point, he would have to give up his “modern” life, as there was no way he could guarantee that he could continue to change the past without affecting the lives of the people he loved.

This theme was explored in multiple episodes in the back half of the series, most directly in the episode “The Hanged Man”. In that episode, Dan goes back to the past to save a mother and son from an RV that is about to fall over a cliff. In doing so, he drops his digital camera, a seemingly small act that has a huge impact on Dan’s modern life. When he gets back to his present, in addition to the many worldwide things that have changed, he finds that his child is now his daughter, not his son. He spends the rest of the episode trying to “fix” this mistake that he made, with nearly fatal results (worth noting that it’s not the first time in the series a mistake Dan made nearly cost him his life).

By what now seems to be the series finalĂ©, “Perfidia”, we get a better picture of what happens as a result of constant changing of the past, through the eyes of Evan, a fellow time traveler whose life has been completely changed by time travel, and not in a good way.

I’m not going to detail the entire episode here, but I see a lot of Peter Parker in Evan. He was a guy who was given a great gift and always wanted to make things right. In the end, they both made a choice to erase their marriages, for what they believed to be a greater good. However, Evan realized the folly of his choice, and spent the rest of his traveling trying to undo what he’d done. I’d venture to guess that if Peter Parker could have spoken with Evan prior to making his deal with Mephisto, he might have chosen very differently. And in some small way, Peter did get that opportunity, in the third issue of the “One More Day” series, where Peter got to meet with the other versions of Peter, yet he still made the same (what I’m going to call) “mistake”.

In the Buffyverse, Buffy and Angel never got married, mostly because of their respective burdens -- Buffy being the chosen one and Angel being the ensouled vampire destined to save the world (also because the “Angel” series probably doesn’t exist if Buffy and Angel end up together). However, things may have been very different if not for one choice Angel made. In the episode “I Will Remember You”, Angel is transformed into a human by a demon’s blood. As a result of this, he gets to spend one memorable day with Buffy, as their forbidden love is no longer forbidden. However (there’s that word again), it’s simply not meant to be -- or so Angel decides. He realizes that he’s no longer the same fighting asset as a human, and so he has the Oracles turn back time, leaving him as the only one who remembers the day with Buffy -- much like Dan remembers his son, not a daughter.

Here’s the thing tying all three together -- in each case, our protagonist made a choice to alter fate (though in Dan’s case, it was to re-alter or un-alter if you will) for what he thought was the greater good. But what if each choice actually took the path of destiny off course. In Spider-Man’s case, Mephisto actually grants Peter and MJ (and us) a glimpse of the child that will now never be born. Maybe that child, not Spider-Man himself, was destined to save the world. Maybe Angel and Buffy, as a human couple, would have produced a child capable of stopping all demons for all-time. Maybe Dan, well, I can’t figure out what could have happened with him, since there were only 13 episodes to go on anyway.

But you get my point. Time travel -- and using it to change what has happened -- is not something to be trifled with on a a gut feeling. Decisions are not to be made lightly. And I can’t help but think that, particularly in the case of Spider-Man (which is what got me thinking about this whole subject), that’s exactly what happened. Peter, and by extension Marvel, made a decision without thinking through all the consequences.

(If you’ve actually read this far, I applaud you and really hope you take the time to leave a comment, since I’d love to know your thoughts on my semi-esoteric ramblings, or maybe just “Spider-Man”, “Journeyman” or “Angel” in general.)

This Week in Buffy History: December 31-January 6

December 31
1965 - Geoff Meed born (played Andrew Vorba in Episode 1.05 “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date”
1973 - Kristen Winnicki born (played Gwen Ditchik in Season 2)

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Sunday Afternoon Ramblings (and Hail to the Redskins)

• As I write this, the Redskins are leading the Cowboys 10-0 in their quest to qualify for the playoffs. The Saints already lost today and the Vikings are currently trailing, so Washington may not even need a win, but going into the playoffs on a roll would be nice.

• Also, Todd Collins should start at QB in the playoffs. Jason Campbell is still my guy long-term, but he’s going to be semi-hurt and rusty. Collins is playing well right now. Joe Gibbs just just tell Campbell, “you’re my guy for next season, but right now, we’re going to ride Todd.” Then tell Collins, “you’re my guy for the playoffs, but come summer, the job is Jason’s to lose.”

• Following up on some items from the Podcast (and if you haven’t listened yet, what’s wrong with you?):

-If you’re having trouble listening to it through a browser, I’m honestly not surprised. It’s a pretty big file. Use iTunes to subscribe to it. That’ll probably work better.
-When PooZ and I were talking sneakers, we mentioned the Allen Iversons that had the weird soles. Those were actually the Answer 1. We were correct in saying the Questions were good, and that most of his sneakers were good, but we got the number wrong on that one. Our bad.
-While the foamposite look was used on Kevin Garnett’s signature sneaker, it’s best known for its appearance on the Air Penny sneakers
-Issue 4 of One More Day is out, as are some of the follow up issues to World War Hulk. I picked them up. Most of our concerns were valid. I will have a full post about the end of “One More Day” later this week.
-I’ve set up an e-mail address for the podcast. Just shoot a message to asrpodcast@mac.com.

• I really can’t figure out the Cavaliers at all. Two straight nice wins, including a dominant second half against Dallas, followed by a complete stinker in New Orleans. This team baffles me.

• Also baffling is Damon Jones’s perception of himself. Holy crap, dude, you’re not that good. Get over yourself. Ya know what, you sucked before you played with Shaq. That one year in Miami was all Shaq, not you. The defenses collapsed on him and you made open shots for the first -- and apparently last -- time in your life. Now you can’t shoot even when everyone collapses on LeBron. And you think you can big time your coach? Fuck that.

• Oh, also, fuck the people who say the Cavs won’t make the playoffs. Yes, I know the standings as of today show them on the outside looking in, but the reality of it is that they’re also only two and a half games out of 4th place. That’s right, 2.5 games separates 4th from 10th in the East. So Cleveland is far from out of it. And do you really think LeBron isn’t making the playoffs (the other Cavs, maybe? LeBron, not so much).

• Oh, by the way, happy birthday to LeBron James (23 years old) and Eliza Dushku (27 years old). Ya know, given my love for LeBron and the Cavs, and “Buffy”, December 30th should probably be a holiday for me. Well, I am home from work (on my regular scheduled off day). So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Angel: After the Fall, Issue #2 Review

After reading the first issue of “Angel: After the Fall”, I wasn’t sure what to think. Just like “Buffy: Season 8”, we were dropped into the story at some point after we’d last seen the characters, but a lot had happened that wasn’t going to get much immediate explanation. However, unlike “Buffy: Season 8”, the situation didn’t immediately lend itself to an obvious explanation either.

So I decided to withhold judgment until after issue 2, when I figured we’d get some more back story.

I was wrong, to some extent. So far, Joss Whedon and Brian Lynch are plowing ahead with their story, only revealing information when it advances the plot. Now, in most cases, I’m in favor of this, but with the way “Angel” ended, there needs to be a more satisfying resolution to the alley scene.

Then again, I shouldn’t hold the absence of an “Issue 0” against the actual Issue 2. For the most part, I really liked where the story went following issue 1 (which, as an aside, I had trouble following the first time I read it). The re-introduction of characters like Nina and Gwen was very welcome, and it’s good to see that in the face of the worst disaster team Angel has ever faced, they’re not all banding together to fight the good fight -- they’re reacting as individuals, which is a refreshing break from some of the characters we see on TV these days.

Two things I could do without:

-Wesley. His death was absolutely PERFECT on the show, handled just like it was meant to go down. His re-emergence, even as a contractually hell-bound employee of Wolfram & Hart, cheapens that moment.
-Gunn as a vampire. Just no. No. No. No. A thousand times No. I have no real detailed explanation for why I didn’t like this, I just don’t (and I swear, it has nothing to do with the fact that making a good person turn into a vampire was going to be a major plot point of a future arc of MY comic -- I’m still planning on doing that, and I’ve been planning on it for about 6 months now, so if mine ever comes out in the next decade or so, don’t call it a ripoff, OK?)

That said, at this point, they’ve committed to that Gunn storyline, so I hope they don’t cheapen that by giving him a soul, or, even worse, reversing his condition. If you’re making him a vampire, then stick with it. Make him a mortal enemy of Angel. Make him the anti-Slayer as it were (and I wouldn’t be opposed to a “Buffy” crossover).

Oh, and while I love seeing old characters in this series (Illyria and Connor also showed up in this issue), I would be vehemently opposed to an appearance by Cordelia. She’s dead. She never worked for W&H. And she better be in heaven. So there.

Monday, December 24, 2007

Playoffs?! Don't Talk about Playoffs!!


So despite EVERYTHING the Redskins have gone through this year -- Sean Taylor’s death, Jason Campbell’s injury, Joe Gibbs costing the team at least one win -- the ‘Skins are on the verge of the playoffs.

Last night’s performance against Minnesota was exactly the kind of game this team was built for. They put 8 men in the box on defense and let their corners -- who are above-average one-on-one defenders -- take care of an underwhelming group of receivers. On offense, there was a steady dose of Clinton Portis and Todd Collins -- Who Knew?! -- made important throws when he needed to.

Now it comes down to this: if the Redskins win Sunday against the Cowboys -- who have NOTHING to play for -- then Washington is going to the Playoffs (playoffs?!). Now, this has all the makings of an easy game for Washington. Rivals coming into town, star WR hurt, quarterback not likely to play much. So why do I keep thinking “Cowboys 38, Redskins 16”? Maybe I’m just a pessimist. But I hope the ‘Skins can prove me wrong one more time.

This Week in “Buffy” History: December 24-30

December 26
UNKNOWN YEAR - Justin Gorence born (played Orlando in Season 5)

December 29
1970 - Kevin Weisman born (played Dreg in Season 5)

December 30
1980 - Eliza Dushku born (played Faith)

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Satan, 666, and Long Island


If you don’t get the reference, or recognize the Islanders player in the picture above, let me explain.

Saturday night, Miroslav Satan -- who has the best name in all of sports -- scored a goal to help the Islanders beat the Capitals. It was his 10th goal of the season.

That’s not the important part, this is: Satan now has 331 goals in his career to go along with 335 assists. That’s 666 career points. That’s right. Satan. 666.

You can’t make this stuff up. Now, the ice didn’t melt when Satan got 666. No one in the crowd spontaneously combusted. And the four horsemen of the apocalypse (that’s War, Famine, Pestilence and Death, not Stuhldreher, Miller, Crowley and Layden) did not overrun Long Island.

Maybe that’s because scholars now believe 616, not 666, is the actual mark of the beast. Or maybe it’s because Satan insists his name is pronounced “shuh-TAN”. Or maybe God himself intervened (he is playing minor league hoops in Portland these days, so maybe that explains the Blazers good fortunes too).

Speak of the Devil, that’s an entire post on AdamReisinger.com about hockey. No, Hell has not frozen over. And I promise I won’t go two days without posting this week -- you know what they say about idle hands being the Devil’s playthings. OK, I’m gonna stop now before this entire post goes to Hell in a handbasket (whoops, too late)... seriously folks, I’ll be here all week... try the veal, and don’t forget to tip your waitresses... they’re working hard as Hell (oh crap, there’s another one... I can’t wait to see what kind of freaky Google searches lead people to this post).

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Fave 5 - Will Smith Movies


I haven’t seen “I Am Legend” yet, but I assume once I do, it’ll crack this list. And honestly, this list was MUCH harder to narrow down to 5 than I thought it would be. I decided to leave out the sequels (“MiB II”, “Bad Boys 2”) but that still left me with a lot of legit choices. Here’s what I ended up with:

5. Bad Boys
It pains me to leave “The Pursuit of Happyness” off this list, but I had to make a cut somewhere and while I think it’s a great movie, it’s not one I’ll watch over and over again. This one is. I just really like seeing a movie where lots of people are shooting lots of guns and driving really fast and expensive cars for no good reason (“Bad Boys 2” had even more of this phenomenon, but it loses out because its a sequel).

4. I, Robot
I know it’s not true to the book. I don’t give a fuck. Will Smith saves the world from every thing every year, and in this particular year, he was saving us from killer robots. I like how the movie is supposed to kind of teach the lesson to judge people (and, in this case, robots) as individuals, but really, the only lesson I learned from this is that we need to make sure Will Smith is available for the inevitable robot revolution (oh, and that robotic arms implanted into humans make for AWESOME weapons).

3. Ali
Smith earned a best actor nomination for this role and he totally deserved it. Some part of me still feels like this movie is too long, but that doesn’t stop me from popping it in every now and then. Smith completely nails Ali, which a lot of people didn’t think he’d be able to do. He’s in great physical shape for the boxing scenes, and pulls off the dramatic scenes in Africa with no problem. Also worth noting, I got to see this movie in a screening with the reigning heavyweight champ at the time (Hasim Rahman, back in 2001) so obviously I’ll always think more highly of it than most people.

2. Men in Black
Here’s the thing about “Men in Black” -- at no point in the movie does it try to fool you into thinking its a cinematic masterpiece. It’s a fun buddy action comedy (much like “Bad Boys”) with some really great make-up work and special effects. The plot is slim, but just enough to remind you that it’s Will Smith’s annual job to save the world. The movie is long enough that you don’t feel cheated by it, and short enough that you don’t feel like it drags. All the jokes hit the mark, and let’s be honest, you really want one of those big ass guns they use in the last big scene, don’t you? ‘Cause I know I do. Oh, and tell me you’re not humming the song right now. ‘Cause you know you are. And if you say you’re not, you’re fucking lying.

1. Independence Day
Will Smith saves the world for the first time. Look, don’t complain about how the alien force is overcome by a computer virus -- that’s just a modern update of the ending to “War of the Worlds”. This movie is at its best when Will Smith is flying in a jet or a spaceship while being chased by aliens. The whole first fighter jet scene that ends with him forcing the alien into a crash is just fantastic. And even though it has nothing to do with Smith, this movie is made 10 times better because of Bill Pullman’s speech that ends with “Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!” I watch this movie every year on the 4th of July just for that speech. That’s why this movie is in the top spot here, and creeps into my top 10 favorite movies of all-time (and for those keeping track, that’s 6 of the 10... only 4 to go before I reveal the order).

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Wednesday Afternoon Ramblings - Crazy Spears 2, The Revenge of Jamie Lynn!

• Who would have ever thought that Britney would ever regain the title of “sane Spears sister”. Well, my friends, today, vindication thy name is BRITNEY! Again, not so much because of any regained sanity on her part, but because her 16-year-old sister Jamie Lynn -- previously a TV darling and thought to be the “normal” Spears sister -- is pregnant! At 16! Hell, Britney was in her 20s before she got knocked up! I’m just amazed by this development.

• So for those keeping track at home, here’s the “sisters to the stars” track record:

-Ashlee Simpson: embarrassed in SNL incident.
-Nicky Hilton: annulled marriage after 1 year
-Jamie Lynn Spears: knocked up at 16

My money’s on Ali Lohan doing something batshit insane in the next year or so.

• Remember a few weeks back when I did my Podcast and PooZ and I were so excited about seeing “I Am Legend”? Well, it’s been out for 6 days and neither of us has seen it yet. Thanks to work schedules and northeast weather systems, we just haven’t found the time. At this point, we’re thinking about doing the December edition of the podcast without having seen it, but I’m at least hoping to see it before the end of this weekend.

• Sean Taylor: Pro Bowler. I hope the NFC team does the same thing the Redskins did and starts the game with 10 players. It’d also be nice if they didn’t issue #21 to anyone on the team this year.

• The “Lost” Season 4 Trailer is out! I’m so freaking excited for this season, even if it is going to be truncated. Check it out:

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Fuck Brian Westbrook (and other random thoughts)


• The decision by Brian Westbrook to fall at the one-yard line instead of scoring a touchdown has been covered at length in the blogosphere, but I need to say something: FUCK Brian Westbrook. This douche is the star of the one fantasy team I care about (the money league) and he decides to drop to the fucking ground instead of running up the score on the God-forsaken Cowboys. Now I know why I hate both of these teams (yes, the Cowboys deserve blame for this too, somehow, I’m sure). To be fair, I ended up losing my semifinal by more than 6 points, so Westbrook’s TD wouldn’t have made the difference (on a related note: FUCK Bernard Berrian and Plaxico Burress too), but it was still a dick move from a fantasy standpoint (the football fan in me loves the move, and thinks Westbrook is a genius, but it’s hard to see that point of view right now -- just another reason why I’m retiring from Fantasy Football).

• Beyond Brian Westbrook, the real reason we lost this week: wide receivers. Berrian, Burress and Larry Fitzgerald combined for 13 points. They normally get about 13 points EACH. We lost by 13 points. D’oh.

• Non-Fantasy Football news: my Redskins are back to .500 and in the thick of the NFC playoff race (especially if they beat the Vikings this week). I’m really happy to see the team doing so well, especially after all they’ve been through this year (Sean Taylor’s death, Jason Campbell’s injury, Joe Gibbs’ extra timeout costing the team a win). I’m really rooting for this Redskins team to make the playoffs, probably more than any Redskins team in recent memory. Oh, and I wore my new Santana Moss jersey proudly on Monday.

• Speaking of Monday -- John Cash and I were discussing rap music, and he specifically started talking Jay-Z. Now, you know based on past entries on this blog that I like Jay-Z, however, I don’t think he’s the best rapper of all-time, in fact, I don’t think he’s in the top 5. Cash agreed with me, then took it a step further. He called Jay-Z “overrated” (which I agree with -- remember “overrated” only means “rated too highly”, not “bad”) then added “he’s painfully average.” Whoa. Slow down there captain. “Overrated”, yes. “Average”, not a chance. He then said he could name at least 20 rappers better than Jay-Z. I agreed with some of his choices (Run DMC, Slick Rick, Eric B & Rakim) but when he mentioned Queen Latifah and Salt ‘N’ Pepa, we were done.

• Where would I rank Jay-Z? Hmm, honestly, I’m not sure. But some quick ones off the top of my head that I’d put above Jay-Z: Eric B & Rakim, Slick Rick, NWA, Biggie, Eminem, Method Man, KRS-One. That’s not in any order. And that’s not to say that Jay-Z is behind only them. But based on that, I think it’s safe to say Jay-Z is at least Top 20, if not Top 10. He’s just not No. 1 (and he’s not “average”).

• This week’s DGOW is Christina Aguilera (who I can’t believe I’ve never featured before). Today is her 27th birthday, and it has to be said that despite not being in the spotlight nearly as much as she was in the early part of this decade, she definitely won the Christina vs Britney battle -- almost by default.

• Also, Christina is the 26th DGOW since I relauched the feature. That means only 6 more to go before the DGOW Tournament! Anyone you want to see make the field? Then just leave a comment and let me know. I’m trying to leave the last 6 spots for people who weren’t spotlighted in the original DGOW run, so check the archives before you make your suggestion.

Buffy: Season 8, Issue 9 Review

For those getting into the “Buffy” Season 8 game a little late, let’s bring you up to speed:

-The slayers have organized following Buffy & Willow’s activation of all of them in “Chosen”.
-The government is opposed to the organized slayers, classifying them as a terrorist group.
-There’s some mystical group out there that is also trying to wipe out the slayers, but we don’t know much about them yet

That pretty much covers the first 4 issues. The 5th issue was a stand-alone (or one-off) and the current issue arc is Faith-focused.

This issue ties up the Faith arc (FYI, Faith wasn’t seen at all in Issues 1-5) while also tying it into the story from the first 4 issues.

I honestly couldn’t have been happier with the storytelling in this issue. It provided a satisfying conclusion to the Faith vs Genevieve story, while also getting Giles into some action. It also tied Roden into the main story (which is turning into a little bit of a Season 5-esque deal in which there’s a larger arc driving everything, even in stories that don’t seem like it).

Brian K. Vaughan deserves a lot of credit for his Joss-like writing. Faith’s reaction to Gigi asking if she had a New York accent was priceless.

Also, I know the “Faith tempted by evil” thing is kind of played out, but it only took two pages to cover, and Faith showed her true colors by just whacking the shit out of the bad guy (and I liked evil Faith, but good-on-the-edge Faith is much more fun).

One thing has to be said -- I love the drawing style of Georges Jeanty, but I’m not sure about his Faith. It’s not entirely fair to compare his art to the Jo Chen drawn covers, but it’s hard not to look at those and see how beautifully Faith is done. I’m not saying that Georges’ Faith is bad; it just doesn’t look like Faith.

Obviously the way the story wraps up, it sets the stage for the next set of issues. At this point, we’re 9 issues in and we’ve just gotten our first glimpse of the main villain (at least, I hope that’s the guy). Now it’s time for Joss to build the story on top of his solid foundation.

Monday, December 17, 2007

This Week in "Buffy" History: December 17-23

December 17
2002 - Episode 7.10 “Bring on the Night” airs on UPN

December 18
1953 - Jeff Kober born (played Kralik and Rack)

December 19
2000 - Episode 5.10 “Into the Woods” airs on The WB

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Three to Get Ready: December 15-17


Saturday, December 15
Nuggets at Spurs, 8:30 ET on Fox Sports Southwest
Normally this would be the kind of game the Spurs would be guaranteed to win -- at home against a team they historically have dominated -- but don't be so sure Saturday. San Antonio could be without both Tony Parker and Tim Duncan. The loss of Duncan is big, for obvious reasons, with without Parker it's going to be VERY hard for the Spurs to slow down Allen Iverson. Don't be surprised to see an upset in this one.

Sunday, December 16
Redskins at Giants, 8:15 ET on NBC
The Redskins aren't out of the playoff picture just yet, but a loss here would just about do it. I really think this team is better than its record shows, but they've had some close losses that haven't helped. Obviously if Washington can make the playoffs, it would make for a great story, in the aftermath of the Sean Taylor murder, but I'm not counting on it. I'll take a win over the Giants (so long as Plaxico Burress can score a TD to help my fantasy team -- God, I hate this crap. I'm retiring from Fantasy Football).

Monday, December 17
Bucks at Cavaliers, 7 ET on Fox Sports Ohio
Obviously every Cavs game is important to me, but beating the Bucks has become a personal goal of mine for the team. I think of it as a way of getting revenge on Michael Redd for taking the big money instead of coming to Cleveland to play with LeBron. God, I wish Redd was on the Cavs. Not only is he the perfect player to complement King James, but he's a really cool guy (I met him last year and he was just really down-to-earth and approachable).

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Snowed In (Sort Of)

So I knew the weather was going to be bad today, but I figured the state DOT would be all over it and it would just be a normal slow commute.

Um, whoops.

Here’s a timeline of my disastrous effort to make the 30.1 mile trip from Manchester to work (normal average driving time: 42 minutes). I left my condo exactly 2 hours and 32 minutes before my show meeting, which I figured would be enough time to make this trip. MASSIVE FAIL!

3:28 p.m.: step out of my condo and into my car; start car, then get out and begin cleaning off snow.

3:35 p.m.: snow cleared off; pull out of driveway

3:42 p.m.: get stuck for first time, trying to make right turn from Parker Street onto Middle Turnpike. Eventually get out and make turn.

3:57 p.m.: get onto I-84 -- so far, I’m only about 10 minutes behind my normal pace, about what I expected

4:10 p.m.: after making it from the exit 60 on-ramp through exit 58 with little problem (relatively), 84 becomes completely backed up.

4:26 p.m.: I e-mail work to let them know I’m in near-total gridlock.

4:40 p.m.: I e-mail work again, to let them know I’ve moved less than half a mile since my last e-mail.

4:45 p.m.: Having spent the last 10 minutes or so in park, I let work know that I’m not going to make my 6pm meeting.

5:34 p.m.: nearly one hour later, and still barely past exit 57, I alert work that I’m still trying to make progress, but that they should come up with a plan b

5:43 p.m.: I see a highway alert that they’ve closed I-84 in Hartford. At this point, the possibility of me making it to Bristol is erased. I’m told by work to turn around and head home. Now, it’s just a matter of doing that.

6:14 p.m.: I change lanes, moving from the right to the middle. Still no real forward movement at this point.

6:20 p.m.: I realize I should have stayed in the right lane, since exit 56 is a right exit, and would get me to Route 44, so I could at least head home.

6:30 p.m.: I realize the lane I’m in is irrelevant, since 84 resembles a snowy parking lot at this point.

6:45 p.m.: we start to get some forward movement, as people make a move for the left exits leading to Route 2 and downtown Hartford.

6:50 p.m.: a gap opens up in the left lane and I cut through it, moving into the exit lane, which allows me to actually drive about 20 miles per hour.

6:52 p.m.: I see that the on-ramp to Route 2 is in park mode as well, so I pass that and take the downtown Hartford exit.

6:54 p.m.: At the end of the world’s longest off-ramp, I make a couple of illegal turns (like anyone cares about that at this point) and get back onto the on-ramp to I-84 East

6:55 p.m.: PooZ calls, so I talk to him for about 5 minutes.

7:01 p.m.: Right after I get off the phone with PooZ -- mostly so I can pay attention to the road, which isn’t that bad heading back east -- my Fantasy Football co-owner calls. We discuss strategy. That’s right. In the middle of a blizzard while on the highway I was on the phone talking Fantasy Football. I have problems.

7:17 p.m.: I reach exit 63 and get off the highway. So for those keeping track, that’s 2 hours and 57 minutes on the highway heading West, and 23 minutes on the highway heading East. And the East trip was 3 more miles than the West trip, since I used exit 63 on my way home, instead of exit 60.

7:19 p.m.: I pull into the gas station to buy some dinner, since I don’t really have much food.

7:26 p.m.: I get stuck in the snow leaving the gas station. A quick reverse and shift into drive later, I’m out of the snow and back on the road.

7:35 p.m.: Exactly 4 hours after I pulled out of my driveway on my way to work I walk back into my condo. So that’s 4 hours of driving to get to the Eastern edge of Hartford and back. D’oh.

So I’m now at home, logged on to our VPN, doing what I can to help the people at work. I hate snow so much. I’m moving to Ecuador.

"Fave" 5 - Active Point Guards


So I know I said I was going to write about my Fave 5 TV Shows this season, but something in the Suns-Jazz game forced me to change gears. Both Mark Jackson and Jeff Van Gundy listed their top 5 active point guards, and both left Jason Kidd off the list.

That got me thinking about who I’d actually put in my top 5. And this isn’t a true Fave 5, since these aren’t actually my favorites, but my top 5 overall (my true Fave 5 would be Jason Kidd, Chris Paul, Daniel Gibson, Jason Terry and Raymond Felton).

5. Chris Paul, New Orleans Hornets
Some people, like my friend Lisa, think he’s not accomplished enough and not durable enough, but I don’t care about that. What I know is this. He’s averaging 17 PPG, 8.5 APG and 4.7 RPG for his career. The only other guys to do that over their first 3 seasons are Magic Johnson and Oscar Robertson, who were pretty damn good

4. Deron Williams, Utah Jazz
Some people might have him higher, based solely on what he did in the conference finals last season. But Amare Stoudemire had a huge series against the Spurs a few years back and really, it was just one huge series. Now, D-Will (and he needs a better nickname), dishes the ball nicely, but still turns it over too much for my tastes.

3. Jason Kidd, New Jersey Nets
Ya know the biggest problem in the Eastern Conference? J-Kidd, who doesn’t have too many years left, is the only PG from the East on my list here. But you can’t leave him out of the top 5 just because the Nets are bad. He’s got 93 career triple-doubles, and he’s averaging nearly a triple-double this season. And if the Nets had kept K-Mart, maybe they wouldn’t be starting the black hole that is Jason Collins, and maybe the Nets would be better.

2. Tony Parker, San Antonio Spurs
Now, I’ve written about how I hate him before -- in fact, I do it annually on my birthday (which is also his birthday) -- but I can’t deny the skills. Parker is already a 3-time champion, and has one of the sweetest handles in the league. But he’s still a douche. Plus, there’s a “report” that he’s cheating on his super-hot wife with an even hotter model. What the hell is that about?

1. Steve Nash, Phoenix Suns
I don’t know why I don’t like Nash, I just don’t. Maybe it’s because he’s the only two-time MVP who’s never been to the Finals (and his window to erase that distinction is closing). Maybe it’s because he plays about as much defense as I do. But he’s led the top scoring offense in the league for most of this decade -- both in Dallas and Phoenix -- and he’s putting up crazy assist numbers. He just makes the game more exciting to watch.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Wednesday Afternoon Ramblings


• LeBron James returned to the lineup last night, but actually came off the bench. There was a while there when I thought he wasn’t going to play, but after about 6 minutes -- 6 agonizing minutes for a LeBron fan -- he came into the game. He didn’t have a HUGE game, but just having him back out there was apparently all the Cavs needed; they rolled over the Pacers.

• Speaking of the Cavs, I bought my tickets for two games in the spring -- Feb. 29 against the Wolves and March 2 against the Bulls. Now I just need to take care of my travel -- and hope LeBron doesn’t get hurt again -- and I’ll finally get to see him play in person.

• Yesterday, I finally caught up on comic books with a big trip to Buried Under. I was about a month behind, but I picked up all the issues I needed, including Buffy #9. Within the next couple days I’ll post a review of that issue (and Season 8 to this point) and from this point out, I’ll try to post reviews of all issues of Season 8 of Buffy and Season 6 of Angel.

• So TV is finally starting to wind down, thanks to the ongoing writers strike. In fact, some shows may have already finished their seasons completely, barring some amazing development that gets things back into production quickly. So on that note, tonight’s Fave 5 will be on my 5 favorite TV series from this season.

• One show you won’t see on the list, much to my surprise, is “Heroes”. I loved Volume One, but Volume Two didn’t have nearly the same storytelling snappiness. The first 6 or so episodes just seemed dragged out, and even the conclusion was underwhelming. The last few episodes were good enough to make me excited about Volume Three, if and when that happens.

• You may have noticed DGOW was late this week. I’m having a much harder time finding girls I like who I haven’t already spotlighted, without resorting to models (one of my rules when I started DGOW was the girls had to have an actual talent other than “looking pretty”). However, there’s only a few more weeks before I put DGOW on hiatus to start the DGOW TOURNAMENT! Once I’ve compiled 32 DGOWs since the site re-design, I’ll go ahead and post the bracket.

Monday, December 10, 2007

This Week in “Buffy” History: December 10-16

December 10
2001 - Angel Episode 3.10 “Dad” airs on The WB

December 12
UNKNOWN YEAR - Carey Cannon born (played female oracle in Season 1 of Angel)

December 14
1999 - Episode 4.10 “Hush” airs on The WB
1999 - Angel Episode 1.10 “Parting Gifts” airs on The WB

December 15
1998 - Episode 3.10 “Amends” airs on The WB

Sunday, December 09, 2007

Ricky Hatton Got Knocked the FUCK OUT! - UPDATE! Now With Video!


The majority of the experts had Floyd Mayweather winning this fight, but almost no one expected previously undefeated Ricky Hatton to go out like THAT!

If you didn’t see the fight last night, you missed a great one. Mayweather and Hatton traded some great shots (and at one point, after Hatton lost a point due to hitting Mayweather in the back of the head, Hatton turned his back to Mayweather and shook his butt at him, which was both immature and awesome at the same time).

Hatton kept trying to press the issue, but when he did, Mayweather just pressed his fist into Hatton’s face. I mean, holy crap, the guy was already British, so he wasn’t the best looking guy to begin with, but his face looked like crap after about the 5th round.

The knockout itself was a thing of beautiful hilarity. The first knockdown -- only the 2nd time Hatton had been down in his career -- was on a perfect left hook, and resulted in what I’d call a “Video Game fall”. You know how in “Fight Night” sometimes a guy will fall in a way that seems to defy both logic and the laws of physics. Well, when Mayweather hit Hatton with that left, he spun Hatton into a 180, then Hatton fell face first into the corner post (which couldn’t have helped his coherence). It was HILARIOUS to see in slow-mo -- I never though I’d see a knockdown like that outside a video game, much less in a major title fight.

Hatton valiantly got up, but he wasn’t really in the fight anymore. A few quick punches later, the ref stepped in to stop the fight, but it was about a second or two too late, as Hatton was on his way to the canvas again. In fact, Hatton didn’t actually fall until about 2 or 3 seconds after Mayweather had last hit him, making for a funny scene in which the ref had separated the fighters, Hatton’s corner had thrown in the towel, and THEN Hatton went down on his back.

The only thing that sucks is that if you didn’t see the fight on Pay-Per-View, you won’t be able to see more than 30 seconds of it until it’s re-aired on HBO, and even then, not that many people get HBO, relative to the total number of TV owners in America. That’s the biggest problem with boxing right now. A great fight like this went unseen by so many sports fans, because they didn’t want to shell out $50 to see it. And honestly, I don’t blame them. I don’t pay anything extra to see the Super Bowl or the NBA Finals. Why would I pay for a boxing match?

Saturday, December 08, 2007

Three to Get Ready: December 8-10


Saturday, December 8
Jazz at Mavericks, 8:30 ET on NBA TV
Both of these top Western Conference teams have been slumping of late, for different reasons. The Jazz, playing at a much more high tempo pace this season, are giving up too many points (117 to the Kings Tuesday, 104 to the Duncan-less Spurs on Friday). The Mavs, meanwhile, are losers of 6 of their last 9, and just can’t shoot the ball (28.6% from 3-point range in the last 9 games). One of them has to win, and it could be the game that sparks a turnaround.

Sunday, December 9
Steelers at Patriots, 4:15 ET on CBS
This is easily the NFL game of the week. Hell, at this point, any game involving the Patriots is the game of the week, but this is bigger because the Steelers are actually good, and have a similar defense to the two teams that just put a scare into the Patriots. Is this the week New England falls? Honestly, I doubt it, but I’d love to see that happen.

Monday, December 10
Heat at Suns, 9 ET on NBA TV
Before the season began, people would have been pointing to this game as a potential Finals preview (I actually had the Heat in the Finals). But now, Miami is reeling, and there doesn’t seem to be any turnaround in sight. This could get ugly real fast, especially since Miami’s point guards (Smush Parker, Jason Williams) are terrible and have zero chance of slowing down Steve Nash.

Friday, December 07, 2007

The best movie clip ever!

Ok, so every once in awhile, I come home and I’m not exactly feeling down, but I’m just feeling blah.

When that happens, I watch this movie clip, and everything is better.

Seriously.

“Field of Dreams” could start with this speech and run through the actual end of the movie, and it’d still be one of my 10 favorite movies of all-time, even though it’d only be about 15 minutes long.

People will come.

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Fave 5 - NFL Jerseys


I own 66 NFL jerseys, many of which are just abominations of the sport -- Heath Shuler and Curtis Enis, I’m looking in your direction -- but many of which are also fantastic. So, along those lines, here are my 5 favorites, all of which are authentics (I have some good replicas too, but it’s like the theory that an NBA playoff moments are better than regular season moments by default).

5. Champ Bailey, Denver Broncos
Champ was probably my favorite player on the Redskins when he was with the team. How much did I love him? Well, I bought his Broncos jersey more than a year after he was traded away from the ‘Skins (and I STILL want to get a Champ Bailey Redskins jersey). This is also a really nice looking jersey, and it’s aged well -- as other teams come out with redesigns, this one doesn’t look nearly as bad as it did when it first came out.


4. Marvin Harrison, Indianapolis Colts
No redesign needed here. This is a classic looking jersey (though they need to go back to the style where the shoulder stripes went all the way around the sleeves instead of stopping at the armpit). When I got this jersey, it was the choice between this and a Peyton Manning authentic. I went with the Harrison for two reasons: 1) I already had a Manning replica; 2) Harrison doesn’t get nearly the respect he deserves as a great player. The other thing I love about this jersey - it just looks so damn crisp.


3. LaDainian Tomlinson, San Diego Chargers
I really have nothing to add here. This thing is just beautiful. I paid full price for this jersey at retail, and I’d do it again. Plus, let’s be honest, it’s one thing to have a nice looking jersey, but it’s another to have a nice looking jersey of one of the greatest players ever (and yes, I’m putting Tomlinson in that category; 31 TD in a season will do that). Last year at work, when we had “wear your jersey to work day”, this is the one I chose (which makes sense, because the next two jerseys on this list are ones I got in the last 2 weeks).


2. Deion Sanders, San Francisco 49ers
I got a replica version of this jersey on my family’s cross-country trip in the summer of ’95. I wore it so often that the numbers on the back are nearly completely faded. That’s why, when I had the chance to get the M&N authentic a couple weeks ago for less than half price, I had to jump at it. Deion was one of my favorite players ever, and this was the best looking jersey he ever played in (and yes, I like the white version of the 49ers 75th anniversary jersey better than the red version, even though they wore the reds in the Super Bowl).


1. Sean Taylor, Washington Redskins
About two weeks before Sean Taylor’s death, I bid on a knock-off authentic jersey on eBay, but lost the auction. I was a little disappointed, but I figured I’d have more chances at one. Then, he was tragically killed, and of course, people started asking way more for his jerseys, even the crappy knockoffs. So when I saw this one on eBay -- an actual Reebok authentic -- I jumped at it. Amazingly, it came two days later. I wore it for the first time on Monday, the day of Taylor’s funeral. Not many people I saw got the significance of the jersey, but one person did tap me on the shoulder and say, quietly, “hey, nice jersey”. That told me all I needed to know about Sean Taylor. Rest in Peace, Sean. We’ll miss you.

Monday, December 03, 2007

This Week in "Buffy" History: December 3-9

December 3
2002 - Glenn Quinn’s dies (played Doyle on “Angel”)

December 4
1954 - Tony Todd born (played Vyasa in Angel Episode 2.08 “The Shroud of Rahman”)

December 5
1971 - Kali Rocha born (played Cecily Adams/Halfrek)
1976 - Amy Acker born (played Winifred “Fred” Burkle on “Angel”)

December 6
1969 - Alan Heitz born (played Slook in Season 5)
1978 - K.D. Aubert born (played Nikki Wood in Season 7)

December 8
1946 - John Rubinstein born (played Linwood Murrow on “Angel”)
1997 - Episode 2.11 “Ted” airs on The WB
1998 - Episode 3.09 “The Wish” airs on The WB

Sunday, December 02, 2007

College Football Top 10 - I hate the BCS Edition


So thanks to the madness of this season, it’s entirely possible that we will end up with no teams from a major conference with fewer than two losses. In fact, the only things that need to happen to make that a reality are wins by LSU over Ohio State and Virginia Tech over Kansas. If that happens -- and not only is that scenario possible, but it’s probably what most people expect -- then forget the major conferences, there’ll be only one team in the nation with fewer than two losses: currently undefeated Hawaii. I think you can see where I’m going with this for the final regular-season edition of my College Football rankings.

1. Hawaii (12-0, BCS No. 10)
That’s right. They’re No. 1. Now, I know the complaint about the Warriors is that they haven’t played anyone. True. But they haven’t LOST to anyone either. Ya know who else in the country can say that? No one. Right now, Hawaii is like Russell Crowe in the first fight scene in “Gladiator” (one of my 10 favorite movies of all time). Hawaii is standing in the middle of the ring, having defeated all comers, yelling out “Are you not entertained?! Are you not entertained?! Is this not why you are here?!” They will have their vengeance, in this life or the next.

2. LSU (11-2, BCS No. 2)
The Les Miles comment that they’re undefeated “in regulation” is silly, but ya know what, it’s also true. I know they have two losses, but they were both close losses. Throughout the season, LSU looked like the best team in the country, and they never looked bad, even in losing two games.

3. Ohio State (11-1, BCS No. 3)
For all the people that complain about Hawaii’s schedule (and those people aren’t completely wrong), I don’t hear much yapping about Ohio State’s cakewalk of a non-conference schedule: Youngstown State, Akron, Washington and Kent State. That’s an FCS team, two of the worst teams from the MAC and the same Pac-10 team that Hawaii played. And I’d argue that the best in-conference team Hawaii played (Boise State) is better than the best in-conference team Ohio State played (Illinois). And Ohio State LOST that game. So there.

4. Oklahoma (11-2, BCS No. 4)
I know Bob Stoops kept pushing that whole “we just beat the No. 1 team on a neutral field” argument, which was true. However, Texas Tech could argue “we beat the team that just beat the No. 1 team on a neutral field”. Colorado could make that same argument. And yes, both of those games were close losses on the road, but they were still losses to pretty bad teams.

5. Virginia Tech (11-2, BCS No. 5)
At the end of the season, the Hokies were playing as well as any other team in the nation. It’s just hard to shake that image of them at the beginning of the season, getting absolutely pasted by LSU. This feels right for them.

6. USC (10-2, BCS No. 7)
Speaking of teams playing as well as anyone, here are the Trojans. You have to wonder if this season would have been completely different if they’d just pulled J.D. Booty from the Stanford game since he was hurt. They beat Arizona and Notre Dame handily without him, and lost to Oregon by just a touchdown. Without that one-point loss to the Cardinal, USC is probably in the BCS Title Game instead of LSU.

7. Georgia (10-2, BCS No. 5)
The Dawgs were actually lobbying for a spot in the title game, despite the fact they didn’t even win their DIVISION. That’s what college football has been reduced to. Not playing is better than losing (just ask Ohio State). The thing is, Georgia hasn’t actually lost since Oct. 6. This is why a playoff system would be helpful. A team like Georgia, that took awhile to find itself, wouldn’t be penalized so heavily for a 4-point loss on September 8th.

8. Missouri (11-2, BCS No. 6)
I don’t have much to add to the tomes that have been written on how the Tigers blew their chances Saturday. But I do blame them for the mess we’re stuck with now.

9. West Virginia (10-2, BCS No. 9)
See above. And fuck the refs that tried to hand the West Virginia-Pitt game to the Mountaineers on a silver platter. Holy crap. That was one of the most lopsided, one-sided officiated games I’ve ever seen.

10. Kansas (11-1, BCS No. 8)
The Jayhawks, like Ohio State, played only one really good opponent all season. And like Ohio State, they lost that game. However, Kansas languishes down here, because the front of their jerseys say “Kansas”. I know, I’m complaining about it, and I’m guilty of it too, since I’ve got them ranked LOWER than the BCS computers. But sometimes the front of those jerseys don’t lie. Kansas is as incomplete of an 11-1 team as you’ll find.

We Are All Witnesses - to a DNP


Well, that was a disappointment.

After spraining his left index finger last Wednesday, LeBron James missed his 2nd straight game, Sunday in Boston. This was the 2nd time that I was going to get my first chance to see LeBron, and once again I failed. At least this time I got to see a game. The Big Three all played (though not well) and the Celtics ended up winning by 10.

Honestly, it wasn’t a bad day. I got to see an NBA game in person, from about 20 feet away from the court. I got lots of great pictures (including the opening tap shot that you see here), and I even came up with a plan.

My parents had already agreed to pay for my sister to take a trip to New York for Christmas. Now, since I’m working Christmas, I can’t exactly do that, but I can have my Christmas gift be a trip to Cleveland. I’m going to try and get the time off in February to go to a couple Cavs games. Even if LeBron doesn’t play (which would be a horrible stroke of luck for me), I’d at least get the Cavaliers home atmosphere.

For now, enjoy the photos I took in Boston, and check back later this week on my thoughts on the NBA season to this point.

Saturday, December 01, 2007

Three to Get Ready: December 1-3


A look ahead at the three sporting events I’ll be watching this weekend (and yes, because of the NFL season and my standard work schedule, Monday counts as part of the weekend. Friday does not. My life is weird like that.).

Saturday, December 1
Oklahoma at Missouri, 8 ET on ABC
It’s the Dr Pepper Big XII Championship Game! (Official Corporate Name Alert!) All Missouri has to do to make it to the BCS Championship Game is win this game. But in this crazy college football season, nothing is a given. No. 2 West Virginia is playing at 7:45, so it’s possible that the top two teams in the country will look up their title spots or blow up the rankings within about 15 minutes of each other.

Sunday, December 2
Cavaliers at Celtics, 12:30 ET on Fox Sports Ohio
I’ve had a ticket for this game for quite some time now, but my excitement level dropped a little bit when LeBron got hurt Wednesday, then sat out Friday’s game against the Raptors. I’m hoping that having rested on Friday, he’ll be ready to play Sunday. Otherwise I’ll be missing yet another chance to see him play in person, and I’ll be sitting in Boston watching the Cavaliers get destroyed by the Celtics. Not good times.

Monday, December 3
Patriots at Ravens, 8:30 ET on ESPN
So by now you know my complete dislike for both these teams. I honestly don’t think the Ravens stand a chance in this game, but I do think this is the best possibility for someone to hit Tom Brady long after a play is over and ruin the Patriots pursuit of perfection. The easy guess would be Ray Lewis, but I honestly think it’ll be someone else. Perhaps Ed Reed on a safety blitz.